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• Date of Birth? 32
• Sexual Status: straightsingle man
• Images: 3Public

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Latest Status: eat my heart with a spoon.

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City: West Hollywood , California

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Bio: i order coffee and not expressos/lattes/cappucinos at coffee shops, have lost my cell phone three times this year, would like to be a vegetarian but am too much of a carnivore to do so, have not watched enough movies in my life, want to read more than i do, find myself sometimes hating people while simultaneously being involved in a career that discourages such behavior, never touch the restroom door door handle upon exit, am a victim of jealousy, try not to slouch, eat carbs after sunset, have too many favorite bands, didn't and still don't like fake marshmallows in my cereal, find it hilariously paradoxical that fast food is looked down upon with the exception of a few trendy locales in LA (a la in/out and pink's), never balance my checkbook, think my procrastination serves a purpose, contradict myself, love/hate golf, make my own sushi, sleep in till noon when i can, buy too many expensive jeans and somehow only end up sticking to my two favorite pairs, get mistaken for being gay, still watch college football, am stereotypically artistic, attempt to dialogue but always end up debating politics, think intelligent women are sexy, know my limits on alcohol but frequently exceed them, am finding out that i am quite pretentious, spoil girlfriends, am androgynous despite adversity, feel guilty for being such a consumer, dislike spelling errors, am forver a student, tend to over-analyze, put hot sauce on everything, will try to make you laugh, use ellipses all too often, and play guitar...a lot. i also like run-on sentences...oh yea, and sex. if you like what you see, drop a line through "hawtmail" with thejadedband.