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  • Date of Birth? 50
  • Sexual Status: straightsingle man

Latest Status: "Normal" is a setting on my washing machine.

City: Peoria , Illinois

Bio: Tall, thin and witty. I am a generally relaxed, horny, intellectual type. Seeking similar female. I dont like soap operas and Im too old to need mothering,... I have only carry-on baggage. I don't go out much, but a lot of that is not wanting to go by myself. Kind of a vicious dating conundrum. Tough to meet a lot of people when you don't go out. I have the two most wonderful babes in the world, so I'm used to . I'm not looking for another family, but if you have the odd babe running about, and you don't mind the fact that he or she may only rank 3rd on the most wonderful list then I'll try not to rub it in. I have no idea how long 2000 characters turns out to be, so I guess I'll be brief. I love good conversation. It would help if you were a liberal... or a very sexy republican. I love to use puns whenever possible. I don't fish, hunt, watch baseball or NASCAR. I don't like little ceramic unicorns, I have a library card and I refuse to burn it. I love movies and get all the fiction I need there. I drink, quit smoking cigarettes so I could live long enough to see G.W.'s records become public. No IQ's under 130 unless you have a very cute tush. Feel free to message me. I can be entertaining if nothing else. Skeptic.

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